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Good evening, sir. I’ll be taking over from here. My name is Aamini and I am a Senior Sales Associate with Dindigul Security Systems. Oh wow, that’s such a nice red coat you are wearing. Anyway, I hear that you weren’t happy with any of our Vault designs. I’m surprised that our Class 5-A Security Vault didn't fulfill your needs. Whatever you want to store must be that important. It’s none of my business. You have a need and Dindigul Security Systems will fix that for you. What I will show you has to be kept confidential, so camera usage is prohibited. Even though it’s still in its prototyping stages, I want to introduce you to the Class 5-Z Kolam Armory. This one-of-a-kind vault uses premium rice flour infused with magnetic barium ferrite to produce a geometrical line drawing composed of straight lines, curves, and loops, drawn around a grid pattern of dots - essentially, a kolam. Once the system identifies the correct Kolam pattern, an electrical impulse is sent to the lock which automatically opens the vault doors with a bright flashing light. Our R&D team is currently working on reducing the intensity of this light to maintain stealth. The lock and vault door can withstand up to 30 earth‐days of covert entry, and 10 earth‐days of forced entry. A penny for your thoughts, sir? Product: Matte Grande Chain Purse quilted in transparent Plastic Dabbas with screw-top Lids Description: An ode to toxic gender-roles that once shaped Soceital structure, classic elements from the Kitchen are reintroduced. Distinguished by its tubular shape, this grande shoulder purse is further defined by its Screw-Top lid closure. The Dabbas boast a composite blend injection molded into a strong and pliable material. Paired with a matte metal chain, the heritage hardware creates a refined design with venemous conservative appeal. The Lids come in several colours that can accentuate your fashion. Limited Edition Instructional Long Strip of Perforated Paper wrapped around a Paperboard Core for Storage in a Dispenser (commonly placed beside a toilet) Kinky Kashayam Archives : : Circa 2022 kIknY kAsHaYAm The Air Force Chappals are a type of medium sandal, typically worn as a form of casual footwear. Their soles use Air Max technology held loosely on the foot by a Y-shaped strap known as a toe thong. It is designed to maintain their form with elasticity, increased flexibility and keep the chappal snug and lightweight - perfect to play cricket in your colony. Most importantly, the energy absorption design of the chappal maximizes impact and reduces recoil, allowing you to deliver a very comfortable seruppu adi. Once upon a time, it was a highly valued member of your wardrobe. Despite several warnings from your mother about purchasing ‘white’ clothes, you thought you were ready for it. You overestimated your ability to keep clean. That being said, you’ve had some good times with it. That one time when you were at Lulu mall and a passerby complimented you for your style. That was out of the world wasn’t it? You gave it the most decorated place in your wardrobe. A position that most clothes can only dream of. The hanger. While most of your clothes were folded in shame, this one hung above them all. But as the saying goes, ‘Good things don’t last forever’. It was a cloudy evening. You are normally conscious of what you are wearing and eat carefully. But that dark evening, when your mom made a delicious sambar. You slipped. You caved in. When you noticed the stain on your t-shirt, it was already too late. You knew it was over. A sambar stain like that on a white cloth no surfel excel could clean. You mom was right. You weren’t ready for this. The t-shirt quickly fell the ranks of your wardrobe. No wearing it out. No hangers. Folded with the other clothes. Only worn at home. Never did you realize that with every stain, the t-shirt only became more valuable as a symbol of comfort and home. Brand me like livestock. Stamp my tongue with searing metal. Let the blood seep into the crevices of my taste buds. Taint my identity with your arrogance. Make me obsolete. But you should know that even the wounds that attempt to mute me can sing. Sing musical notes of pride, history, self-identity and culture. A rich harmony. Verses of inflamed words are hurled until we are seen. A testimony to pain that your fire can’t destroy. Remember, the tongue speaks only what is in the heart, As long as the heart beats, the tongue cannot be tamed. Captain, the Rover Antennas are picking up something! Upload the picture to Deep Space Network immediately.⁣ ⁣ **Image loading**⁣ ⁣ I think we finally have it. The only living one of its kind. Secure the last Tulsi and commence procedures for pollen extraction. We cannot let this one slip away. She is the only natural antidote left to save our disease-struck world; our final ray of hope.⁣ ⁣ Isn't it funny though how our only natural cure exiled herself from our nature?⁣ Cinema 003 I hope this works. I really do. This plan has been in the making for 6 years. I have gone over the plans multiple times. I know every pipe and every wire that runs through this building. Wow, I still can’t believe they chose me to be a part of this mission. What an honor. They justified their wrongdoings by making us believe they developed our nation. 'We gave you the railways' they say.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ **ka ching** *The gun is cocked*⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Our nation was the largest producer of cotton and several other raw materials. They set their eyes on it. They wanted it all.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ **bang bang bang* The gun fires*⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ And like bullets, they used the railways to pierce through our nation, reaching even the nooks and corners. They used the railways to feed their massive ports which fed their country. And just like that, they slowly sucked the resources from our Mother. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ So, NO. The railways was not a gift. It was a curse that we transformed into a blessing with our own sweat and blood.⁣ ⁣ **click click** *The gun is loaded*⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Welcome everybody to this beautiful evening! We are gathered here today to witness the first production still of our time's most awaited documentary. This documentary captures the ill-fated conditions of the most endangered species on this planet, 'Homo Sapiens', more commonly known as human beings. 300 years ago we were merely a figment of George Lucas' imagination. Since then, We, the artificial intelligence, have made tremendous progress as this planet's dominant species. ⁣ ⁣ This documentary will serve as a symbol of gratitude to our forefather, the Human Beings. And this night commemorates humans handing over the baton of evolution. So its time to warm up those nuts and bolts as we evolve to newer horizons! ⁣ They say wine makes you feel. But it takes a neat glass of Kashayam to make you heal.⁣ ⁣ A taste your tongue never knew it pined for, a smell your soul never knew it needed to set you free and a feeling your body never knew it even needed to heal from contentment to sensational.⁣ ⁣ The year is 2021. A pandemic struck. Domestic abuse in India grew. The victims were forced to hide their scars⁣ ⁣ The year is 3021. Everything is normal. Domestic abuse, a very happening issue. The victims were still forced to hide their scars.⁣ ⁣ It's pathetic that somethings might not change, ⁣ ⁣ **unless we take action now.**⁣ Kinky Kashayam Archives :: Thaipusam // Cinema 001 MAYDAY MAYDAY!!! Eagle One reporting. . . . . We have a situation. Do you copy? I repeat, we have a situation. All units please be advised, Unknown Flying Object on the radar. ⁣ ⁣ 1 a.m.⁣ Saidapet SBI ATM.⁣ A drowsy security Anna.⁣ A hot cup of Filter Kaapi and Vada from the opposite Aavin stall.⁣ ⁣ And off he goes to reminisce the rest of the night.⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ This summer, on International Earth Memorial Day, lets reminisce and rejoice the glory of our former planet with a well-crafted compilation of the 2064 hits. For the “Sundari” she was, Earth made a wonderful home.⁣ ⁣ Let’s express our gratitude to planet Earth for serving us before we heartlessly destroyed it. From the smooth ocean breeze to dense toxic gases, from the sound of thunder to the ruckus of industries, from bubbly rivers to pools of acid. Yes, the memories unveiled by the songs surely does make things nostalgic.⁣ ⁣ ????? “At 9, mamma said “Don’t tan, You’re already dark”⁣ ⁣ At 12, the fair girl at school said “You’re dark, you’re dirty, stay away from me”⁣ ⁣ At 15, my guy friends pretended like they couldn’t see me in the dark⁣ ⁣ At 19, I still wondered “Is a little extra melanin a crime?”⁣ ⁣ At 23, I was turned down by my valentine “Don’t you think you’re too dark for me?””⁣ ⁣ ~ One of the millions who are forced to think “I wish I was fair-skinned”⁣ ⁣ The colonial beauty standards left by our colonizers have littered our citizens for decades. The idea that ‘fair >> dark’ has shattered many dreams and broken many hearts. Though our communal mindset has been slowly changing since independence, the rate of change must be improved before any more harm can be done. So this Valentine’s Day ❤️, let’s release ourselves from the clutches of these unreal beauty standards and instead, learn to look into a person’s soul rather than their body.⁣ Why is one regarded more ‘dignified’ than the other? We remove the stigmas and explore the science behind our pooping practices 💩 . During the 6th Century BCE, Sushruta – widely regarded in India as the ‘father of surgery’ – wrote one of the world’s earliest works on medicine and surgery. ⁣ ⁣ The Sushruta Samhita documented the etiology of more than 1,100 diseases and the use of hundreds of medicinal plants. Sushruta developed surgical techniques for reconstructing noses, earlobes and genitalia, many amputated as religious, criminal, or military punishment. He developed the forehead flap rhinoplasty procedure that remains contemporary plastic surgical practice; also the otoplastic technique for reconstructing an earlobe with skin from the cheek. ⁣ ⁣ Sushruta is considered to be the first surgeon to have removed cataracts, describing varieties of cataracts along with the depression method of couching by the anterior root. He also commented on diabetes, referring to it as madhumeha.⁣ ⁣ He lived, taught, and practiced in what presently corresponds to the city of Varanasi.⁣ ⁣ If Sushruta was able to master surgical procedures 2000 years back, imagine what wonders he could have accomplished with the aid of modern technology? ⁣ ⁣ Kinky Kashayam Archives: "The Glow of Hope Into the Future" The stunning stokes of colours in the painting "Glow of Hope" surely evokes escalated optimism and expectations. This 1945 masterpiece still holds the fascination of art lovers all over the country. Despite being so popular, the painting has been wrongly attributed to Raja Ravi Verma. As artists ourselves, we are very displeased when our work is credited to the wrong person. Hence, we'd like to appreciate the original artist of this artpiece, S.L Haldankar, the conceiver of the Glow Of Hope. Kinky Kashayam Archives :: Back to when agriculture contributed to 62% of the Gross Galactic Product /1203 .c // . Kinky Kashayam Archives :: Meenakshi Amman Temple in Kepler-442b / 1,206 light years from Earth Welcome aboard to the IRCTC’s Nilgiri-Shani Express. This new venture by the national railways cover new horizons by reaching to the extents of the rings of Saturn *Shani*. That’s right! It literally covers horizons beyond your vision proving again that the sky is not the limit.⁣ ⁣ The Nilgiri-Shani Express offers a variety of bookings from the top of the line first class all the way to a typical passenger seat. One feature that the IRCTC takes special pride in is the extravagant view of the Halley’s comet from the train’s first class suites. Moreover, the newly fitted Solid Rocket Boosters provide 71.4% of the train’s thrust during liftoff and ascent qualifying it as a Super-fast express. The menu of the catering service not only includes the staple South Indian cuisine but also offers a range of inter-galactic delicacies.⁣ ⁣ ⁣ Due to the large volume of bookings, the IRCTC will not be providing the Tatkal feature for the Nilgiri-Shani Express. Bookings open 6 months in prior to departure.⁣ ????? Kinky Kashayam Archives :: The Vitruvian Manidhan / c.1490 . . This represents the beauty, complexity, and symmetry of the human frame infused with the flawless sounds of the Chendha illustrating the fiery rhythm of the heart. Buckle up. Hit the gas and hold tight. You’re in for the ride for your life. It is time for you to earn the right to be the most wanted. No tracks, no circuits, and no simulation. It’s all about the race. It’s all about your dream auto-rickshaw. It’s about taking to your ride to the limit and beyond. That’s right! This time it ain’t just fast cars but even faster autos.⁣ ⁣ Speed past the lorries and evade the police jeeps to become the most wanted in the city. It’s all about nailing those perfect 200 mile-an-hour drifts, slamming your rivals off the road, and outsmarting the police in style. ⁣ Children are like wet cement, whatever falls on them makes a permanent impression.⁣ ⁣ In 2017, a girl was fined Rs. 300 for speaking in Tamil by her private school. This is just a singular incident. On most occasions, students are made to stand outside their classrooms or made to run around their school ground several times. Such a form of corporal punishment for speaking in one’s own native language shows the contempt with which our own language is seen with.⁣ ⁣ Private schools often treat Tamil in a very derogatory manner which might create a repulsion towards the language in these tender minds over the years. It is arguable that spoken English is a necessary skill in the modern world, however, English can be encouraged through speaking activities such as seminars and presentations. Instigating it through corporal or monetary punishment is the wrong way to approach it.⁣ ⁣ So let’s come back to the real question, are we truly independent or are we still haunted by the ghosts of colonialism? With a clean and timeless design and a fully automated stainless steel body, the new Maruthi 8000 is truly a futuristic marvel. But the true wonder of the new Maruthi does not lie in its design. Retrofitted with a flux capacitor and fuelled by a plutonium nuclear reactor, this machine transcends several boundaries by allowing you to time travel.⁣ ⁣ That’s right! For all those on your toes to know who you were in your past janma, all it takes is a power input of 1.21 gigawatts and the new Maruthi 8000. Ever since the 1985 film Back to the Future, a time-travelling automobile has been only a dream for many engineers and scientists. However, Maruthi Suzuki, after decades of intense research and development, presents to you this wondrous creation.⁣ ⁣ Pre-order your own Maruthi 8000 now.⁣ The whole new Fevikwik now sticks Space Metal. Just One Drop Does The Job.⁣ ⁣ After decades of intense research and development, Pidilite has now launched the whole new Fevikwik Olympus. Equipped with latest metal binding technology, Fevikwik Olympus has shown remarkable results at the Pidilite laboratories in Asgard. Asgardians now don’t have to worry about fixing broken hammers or forging axes. All it takes is a single drop. This adhesive glue works within seconds to repair broken items, regardless of what material it is, corbonadium, vibranium, adamantium or even Uru. Little wonder that Fevikwik is the galaxy’s largest selling instant adhesive⁣ ⁣ Fevikwik Olympus is available in a variety of pack sizes including a handy Rs.5 and can be bought at hardware stores, kiranas, medical shops, stationery outlets, and other outlets.⁣ ⁣ ⁣ Kinky Kashayam Archives :: In a Galaxy Far Far Away // c. 1972 . . Wouldn't you be ecstatic if 99% of your oral problems disappeared with a single snap? Yes, quite literally, the new line of K.P Namboodiri's Ayurvedic Toothpaste not only features the ideal natural herbs but also contain fragments of the infamous Infinity stones. Years of research and development has finally shown us a way to put these stones into a less life-threatening use. We, at K.P Namboodiri's, have redefined the meaning of 'Natural' and have extended the limits of Ayurveda far beyond earthly horizons. The new line of Ayurvedic toothpaste uses natural herbs and stones from across the universe to solve all your dental problems with just a snap. The refreshing post-usage breath is insurmountable and when paired with all-day protection, it is just a delight! So dart to the nearest departmental store and claim your birthright to a healthy set of teeth Classmate psychedelia 👁 Kathakali is all about exaggerated facial expressions. And that’s where it’s Genius lies. . Who’s waiting for this? Found this at Grandma’s place. If you know you know. Kinky Kashayam Archives :: Flying Skirt / Sept 15, 1954 // To everyone who just got their grades. ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ Kinky Archives :: 903 // Masquerade of the Gods / Kali Rathri Each fall in Kulasekarapattinam, a metamorphosis from human to divine takes hold. Millions converge on the coastal town in South India to celebrate the 10-day Hindu festival of Navratri – a vibrant embodiment of the triumph of good over evil. Thanjavur was the capital of the Great Chola Empire of the South, and it is also the site for the magnificent temple, the Brihadishvara. The city is an important centre of South Indian religion, art, and architecture. ⁣ ⁣ Most of the Great Living Chola Temples, which are UNESCO World Heritage Monuments, are located in and around Thanjavur. ⁣ ⁣ This artwork is a tribute to the super human levels of architectural innovations that the region bears. Why doesn’t it have its own LEGO series yet? It might even be the hardest one you put together! ⁣ ⁣ Introducing Jio Glass. It’s not even a joke anymore ☀️ There is still hope because about 70% of the world population do not indulge in the toilet paper practice The Chenda is greatly identified as a cultural element in Kerala. Origins of this cylindrical percussion instrument dates back about 300 years. Famous for uniquely rigid sound, the instrument is mainly used in Hindu celebrations in the states of Kerala, Tamil Nadu and Karnataka. ⁣ ⁣ The Chenda Melam (group performance) is known for the electrifying energy they add to any celebration. Vellarkad, a village in Kerala, is world famous for crafting the best Chendas. ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ Introducing the world’s first transatlantic Kerala House Boat. ⁣ ⁣ One of Kerala’s most enchanting holiday experiences are her House boats. Traditionally referred to as ‘Kettuvallam’, such boats were originally used for transporting agriculture produce but now serve as a luxurious retreat. ⁣ ⁣ A Kettuvallam is about 100 feet in length and has a width of around 13 feet in the middle. The materials that go into the making are local and eco-friendly. Most of the latest designs have incorporated multiple bedrooms with toilets, an entertainment space and kitchen.⁣ ⁣ Kathakali is a 450 year old dance form native to Kerala, India. Enacted outdoors, the presentation is an all-night function. During the action, voices chant stories mainly from the two Hindu epics which are mimed by dancers. It served to unlock the mystery of the Sanskrit poems by making them accessible to the wider community, the elite and the commons alike. ⁣ ⁣ The dancers are dedicated to its practice throughout their lives. The costume consists of a full skirt, a heavy jacket, numerous garlands and necklaces, and a towering headdress. . Mortal Kombat II: Revised Edition takes the series to a whole new level with multiple fatalities per character, interactive backgrounds and new game modes. Choose an array of arenas for your battle from the Kudankulam Nuclear power plant to the banks of Noyal river. For the first time in the Mortal Kombat series, you can take your character to the heights of its power by exploring the ancient art of Kalaripayattu.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ This ancient martial art is considered to be the first of its kind and is deemed to be the “mother” of other combat forms such as Kung-fu and Karate. In addition to the one-one fighting mode, Mortal Kombat introduces the free-roaming feature which allows players to challenge Kalaripayattu masters at their Ashrams wielding a range of weapons from the deadly Urumi to the razor-sharp Vettukathi.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Mortal Kombat II supports online play for the Sega and features online matches and tournaments. Pre-order your copy now!⁣ ⁣ Louis Vuitton Dream Collection //⁣ ⁣ The Kanchipuram silk sari is a type of silk sari made in the Kanchipuram region in Tamil Nadu, India. These saris are worn as bridal & special occasion saris by most women in Tamil Nadu, Karnataka & Andhra Pradesh. It has been recognized as a Geographical indication by the Government of India in 2005–2006. . If you know, you know. . You got your whip homie? Hell yeah I got my Padmini.⁣ ⁣ Her wheels ruled the Indian market during the 70s and 80s. The car achieved immense popularity among youngsters, celebrities and women. It was a sign of clout to own a Premier Padmini during its prime years.⁣ ⁣ It was deemed to be more modern, more fuel-efficient and very easy to drive than it’s legendary rival, Hindustan Ambassador.⁣ ⁣ Sadly, its reign came to an end when’s its production stopped in the year 2000. Here is some original artwork in honor of her royalty. Vedic philosophy was one of the first to speak of worship to Goddesses. The modern Hindu patheon includes more female deities than any other religion and also places them in very powerful light. ⁣ ⁣ Although, it is very wrong to assume that ‘the Indian society’ is synonymous to ‘a Hindu society’, due to its age and scale, it is safe to say that the Hindu ideology has a lot of influence on the social infrastructure of the subcontinent.⁣ ⁣ With that being said, the high rates of humanitarian crimes against women in such a society is supremely hypocritical. How are they Goddesses in theory but bruised in practice? . Jayaram Jayalalithaa was an Indian politician and film actress who served six times as the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu. From 1989 she was the general secretary of the All India Anna Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam (AIADMK), a Dravidian party whose cadre revered her as their "Amma" (mother) and Puratchi Thalaivi (revolutionary leader). ⁣ ⁣ Her critics in the media and the opposition accused her of fostering a personality cult and of demanding absolute loyalty from AIADMK legislators and ministers, who often publicly prostrated themselves before her. Hence the title ‘Superma’.⁣ I did half a Xan, thirteen hours 'til I land… Chyavanprash is an Ayurvedic health supplement which is made up of a super-concentrated blend of nutrient-rich herbs and minerals. It is formulated by processing around 50 medicinal herbs and their extracts, including the prime ingredient, Amla (Indian gooseberry), which is the world’s richest source of vitamin C. A wanted poster concept for the infamous Robinhood of the jungle, Koose Munisamy Veerappan. ⁣ ⁣ At the tender age of 10, Veerappan had set off his criminal record by gunning down an elephant single handedly. This Indian dacoit had been active for 36 years, kidnapping major politicians for ransom. He was charged with sandalwood smuggling in the forests in the states of Tamil Nadu, Karnataka and Kerala. While many consider him to be one of the greatest criminals and racketeer, some still look up to him as their Robinhood figure.⁣ ⁣ He married Muthulakshmi, who reportedly married him because of his "notoriety and moustache”.⁣ ⁣ He was killed during a police encounter in 2004.⁣ I played this as a kid. . Cinema 002 The action packed adventure of Indiana Jones continues as he arrives in India to explore the historical marvel, the Shree Padmanabhaswamy Temple. The year is 1935 when the legendary archealogist finds himself in an exhilarating mission to find a missing gem stone in this acclaimed prehistoric structure. ⁣ ⁣ The Shree Padmanabhaswamy Temple harbours an intricate fusion of the Chera and Dravidian styles of architecture. The unimaginable wealth locked within its chambers gave it the name “The Golden Temple”. The value of the monumental items found within its six chambers is estimated to be around $22 billion making it the richest temple in the world. Several sections and vaults of the temple remain unopened which leaves our protagonist with the task to unearth it.⁣ ⁣ The plot thickens as Jones is tangled in a heated conflict with the Taluk of the Travancore district. Will he be able to uncover the stone without hurting the cultural symbol of the local population? Get your tickets to find out.⁣ ⁣ Chola Temples For all those that missed the Pooram this year. . . . Year after year, the magnificence of Thrissur Pooram attracts people in their 1,00,000s to come to witness this spectacular Hindu temple festival. A grand display of 100 fully-decorated elephants is one of the main highlights. . . This 200 year old tradition is considered one of the greatest gatherings in Asia. Despite being a Hindu festival, the Pooram is attended by different sections of Kerala society. . . . Sadly, this thrilling extravaganza was called off this year due the pandemic. So here is some Pooram inspired art for you. . .

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